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#37500 01/06/12 08:48 AM
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Hi to All,
This is a true story, proving how fascinating the mind of a six year old is. They think so logically.
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A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class.

She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home.

She read. 'And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'

The teacher paused then asked the class: 'And what do you think the man said?'

One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly...

'I think the man would have said -
'Well, F#ck me!! A talking pig!' lol
The teacher had to leave the room.
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Cool!! hahaha

Deejay #37503 01/06/12 03:57 PM
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lol good1 I'm still larfing

Deejay #37521 02/06/12 03:09 AM
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Maybe you should stop for breath and try spellingconfused

Great Joke Darryl, definitely a good laugh!


Cheers
Ty

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Yeah.... Good idea.... I was really tired when I wrote that.

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Mmmkay, I'm well aware that I'm committing 'thread necro' here, but I just couldn't resist adding a link that leads to a PNG 'Tok Pisin' [aka Pidgin] recitation of this tale... http://www.abc.net.au/local/stories/2007/09/18/2036578.htm

This bloke also does a recitation of a Tok Pisin version of the 'Red Riding Hood' story, but I'm gunna let yez search that one out... grin
Hint: Youtube


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