Andrews racing mower........

I wasnt listening to him when he proudly described what he had done to his Dads 4 stroke mower but the results were spectacular.

Andy was an apprentice Motor Mech and suped up everything that ran on fossil fuels including his Dads now LPG powered rideon complete with throttlebody replacing the carby but the best one was his Dads 4 stroke push mower which briefly reached the height of power running on BP Methanol race fuel complete with cooler race plugs and sports intake system.

Problem was it wouldnt idle and would rev its bum off and die, then rev again and die and so on so Andy played some more and removed something fairly vital to its continued life and started the mower again..........

THIS time she revved like a Manic 2 stroke and when Andy went to throttle her back she refused and went BANG WHOOMP! and then revved some more making crunchy sounds till she abruptly died.

Bout then We both noticed she was ablaze but the hassle with race fuel is you cant see it burning, no visible flame lol

So she became a charred pile of bits in his driveway with the Body corporate bloke giving us both the evil eye.

Probably just as well coz I reckon a turbo was next.


BRRRRRRRRRR Rattle rattle rattle PTUI! rrrrrrr cough cough cough................. Silence.......... Creak mutter mutter NOW where did that %#$*&^%$# blade go?