killing grass
Old Pommy bloke next door was a bit of a worry and he was forever on the scrounge for gardening stuff and this one fine day he decides to kill a strip of grass along the side fence and make a nice mowing strip so he doesnt have to whipper snit the fence which he reckons is wrecking the bottom of the fence.
Im out the back working on my car and I smell petrol so i pop my head over to see what the hell is going on just in time to see the bloke wandering beside his house with a knapsack sprayer busy spraying this mowing strip along the bottom of the fence.
Seems the old bloke lit upon the idea of using petrol to kill the grass and this was the smell of fuel I had noticed so I wander back to my car and go back to work.
10 mins later I hear him fire up his mower so I belt to the fence to suggest he wait a while before mowing........
Nah, its ok, I know what im fooking doing lad so i shake my head n go back to the car just intime to hear a loud WHOOMP lol
BTW the new fence?
Colourbond, cant burn it ya see.
