Mate that'd be great!

Ive always enjoyed a bit of mischief and some of the absolute pearler things Ive seen are worth putting down somewhere.

Im pretty sure a few can relate and especially the "so tight he wouldnt shout if a shark bit him" mower owners and the creative and sometimes spectacular way they destroy mowers.

Personally Ive only ever bought one new mower and I spent the premium for better wheels engine etc so that 13 years later she still fires up and runs fine despite my Ex's efforts to kill it.

That reminds me!




BRRRRRRRRRR Rattle rattle rattle PTUI! rrrrrrr cough cough cough................. Silence.......... Creak mutter mutter NOW where did that %#$*&^%$# blade go?