Mate that'd be great!
Ive always enjoyed a bit of mischief and some of the absolute pearler things Ive seen are worth putting down somewhere.
Im pretty sure a few can relate and especially the "so tight he wouldnt shout if a shark bit him" mower owners and the creative and sometimes spectacular way they destroy mowers.
Personally Ive only ever bought one new mower and I spent the premium for better wheels engine etc so that 13 years later she still fires up and runs fine despite my Ex's efforts to kill it.
That reminds me!