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A teacher gave her class an assignment;get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end.The next day the kids came back & started to tell their stories.
Karl said "My father's a farmer & we have a lot of egg laying chooks.One day,he was taking eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the car when he hit a bump & all the eggs went flying & broke."
"Whats the moral of the story?"asked the teacher,
"Don't put all your eggs in one basket!"
Next Emily said "My father is also a farmer & we raise chooks for the meat market.One day we had a dozen eggs but when they hatched we only got 10 chicks and the moral is ,don't count your chickens till they hatch!"
"That was great,Mick do you have a story?"
"Yes,dad told me about Aunty Raelene.She was a flight engineer on a plane in the Gulf War & she got shot down & had to bail out over enemy territory & all she had was a bottle of rum,a machine gun & a machete.She drank the bottle of rum on the way down & then she landed in the middle of 100 enemy soldiers.She killed 70 with the gun before she ran out of bullets,killed 20 with the machete and then killed the last 10 with her bare hands"
"Good heavens"said the horrified teacher"and was there a moral to that horrible story?"
"Stay the hell away from Aunty Raelene when she's on the piss!"

That sounds like my ex wife. I wonder if it was one of the grand children.

Hi Redeye, Lol!!