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#9625 27/09/08 08:22 AM
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Deejay Offline OP
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Hi to All,

A woman goes into Big W to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday.
She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to
the counter.
The Big W salesman is standing there, wearing dark glasses.
She says, 'Excuse me. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?'
He says, 'Madam, I'm completely blind; but, if you'll drop it on the
counter, I can tell you everything
you need to know about it from the sound it makes.'
She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.
He says, 'That's a two metre Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel
and 5-kg.Test line. It's a
good all around combination, and it's on sale this week for $44.'

She says, 'It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it
dropping on the counter. I'll
take it!'

As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.
'Oh, that sounds like a Visa card,' he says.
As the lady bends down to pick up the card, she accidentally farts.
At first she is really embarrassed but then realizes there is no way the
blind salesman could tell it was she who had farted.
The man rings up the sale and says, 'That'll be $58.50 please.'
The woman is totally confused by this and asks, 'Didn't you tell me it was
on sale for $44. How did
you get to $58.50?'

He replies:
'The Duck Caller is $11 and the Fish Bait is $3.50.' Lol!! laugh



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Deejay #9633 27/09/08 01:56 PM
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That was a real quacker of a joke. good1


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