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#9578 24/09/08 02:25 AM
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Hi to All,
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?'
She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..'

She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'

She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.'

If you're not sure what a 710 is scroll down ....

















[Linked Image from i266.photobucket.com] lol!! laugh


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Deejay #9579 24/09/08 02:27 AM
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good1 cheers2

#9591 25/09/08 02:06 AM
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Hi drjbeam,
Yes mate, it has probably done the rounds before, but there may be members here that have not seen it before.....
It's an oldie but a goodie!! cheers2


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