Hi to All,
A popular preacher announces to the congregation that he will not renew his
contract and is moving on to a larger congregation that will pay him more.
There is a hush.
No one wants him to leave so Bubba, who owns several car dealerships, stands
up and announces, 'If the preacher stays, I'll provide him with a new sedan
every year, and his lovely wife with a mini van, to transport their
The congregation sighs, and applauds.
Billy Bob, the entrepreneur and investor, stands and says, 'If the preacher
stays, I'll double his salary, and establish a foundation to guarantee the
college education of his children!!'
More sighs and applause.
Ms. Ella May, aged 70, stands and announces, 'If the preacher stays, I'll
give him SEX!!'
There is a hush.
The preacher, blushing, asks, 'Ms. Ella May, whatever possessed you to say
Ms. Ella May answers, 'I just asked My husband how we could help, and he said:
" F#ck him!" lol!! devilchilli

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Kindest Regards, Darryl grin