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#8925 23/07/08 03:14 AM
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Hi to All,
His request approved, the Fox News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight.

He was told a twin engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.
Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger.

He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go.'


The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off.

Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot,

'Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.'
'Why?' asked the pilot.
'Because I'm a photographer for Fox Cable News,' he responded.

'And I need to get some close up shots.'

The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered,

'So, what you're telling me, is . .... you're NOT my flight instructor?'lol!! laugh


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You just keep getting better all the time Darryl. It is getting hard to try and keep up with the quality of your jokes. cheers2


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Thanks Bruce, Don't worry mate, it's gettin' harder for me to find 'em......you keep yours coming, I really enjoy 'em.
Talk soon, Kindest Regards, Darryl grin

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