Hi to All,
After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into
the limo, and He doesn't travel light, the driver notices
that the Pope is still standing on the kerb
'Excuse me, Your Holiness,' says the driver,
'Would you like to take your seat so we can leave?'
'Well, to tell you the truth,' says the Pope, 'they never let me drive
at the Vatican , and I'd really like to drive today.'
'I'm sorry, but I cant let you do that. I could lose my job!
and what if something should happen?' protests the driver, wishing he'd
never gone to work that morning.
'There might be something extra in it for you,' says The Pope.
Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind
the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting
the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo around the streets
of Sydney doing at least 120 Kph .
They go through the Harbour tunnel, where they clocked at 175 kph. !!
'Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!' pleads the worried driver, but the
Pope keeps his foot down they hear a siren.
'Oh, my God, I'm gonna lose my license,' moans the driver.
The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but
the cop takes one look at him, goes Back to his motorcycle, and gets on his
radio.
'I need to talk to the Commissioner,' he says to the dispatcher.
The Commissioner gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped
a
Limo going about 155 kph.
'So.... book him,' says the Commissioner
'I don't think we want to do that - he's really important,' said the Cop.
The Commissioner exclaimed, So what ! Book him!'
'No, I mean really important,' said the cop.
The Commissioner then asked, 'Who have you got there, the Premier?'
Cop: 'Bigger.'
Commissioner: 'What..........you mean the Prime Minister?'
Cop: 'Bigger.'
'Well,' said the Commissioner, 'Who is it?'
Cop: 'I think it's God!'
Commissioner: 'What do you mean.....why do you think it's God?'
Cop: 'Because he's got the f**ing Pope as a chauffeur!'
lol!!

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