Two elderly gentlemen, who had been without sex for several years decided they needed to visit a whore house. When they arrived at the house, the

Madame took one look at them and decided that they haven't had sex in so long that in the dark they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between real women and blow-up dolls.

She wasn't going to waste any of her girls on these two old farts. She decided to use the blow-up dolls instead. She put the dolls in each man's room, turned out the lights, led the men to their rooms, and left them to their business. After the two men were finished, they started for home and got to talking.

The first man said, "I think the girl I had was dead. She never moved, talked, or was it for you?" The second man replied,

"I think mine was a witch."
The first man asked, "Why's that?"
"Well," said the second man, "I bit her on the tit........
she farted and flew out the window!