Superman was feeling bored after a long break of crime fighting
& wanted to go out & party so he called Batman to ask if he
wanted to go to a club & pick up some girls.
Batman said Robin was ill & he had to look after him. A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to see if he fancied a few beers.
Spiderman told him he had a date with Catwoman. As a last
resort, Superman flew over to Wonderwoman's apartments to see
if she was free. As he landed on her balcony, he saw
Wonderwoman naked on the bed with her legs open. Superman
thought to himself "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I could
be in there, have sex & out again before she knew what was
happening."
So Superman did his super thing in a split second &
flew off happily. Meanwhile on the bed, Wonder woman said "Did
you hear anything?"
"No!" said the Invisible Man, "But my ass hurts"!
