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#8139 11/05/08 01:03 PM
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Bruce Offline OP
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A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other
people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
Trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both
very tired and fell asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the
lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am,
I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet
to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

"I have a better idea," she replied . "Just for tonight, let's pretend that
we're married."

Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own fuckin' blanket."

After a moment of silence, he farted.

The End

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Good one!! rockon


Please do not PM me asking for support. Please post your questions in the appropriate forums, as the replies it may receive may help all members, not just the individual member.
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