A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other
people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
Trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both
very tired and fell asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the
lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am,
I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet
to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
"I have a better idea," she replied . "Just for tonight, let's pretend that
we're married."
Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own fuckin' blanket."
After a moment of silence, he farted.
The End
