Paddy comes home from the pub at about 1 o'clock in the morning and is making so much racket that he wakes his wife who is sleeping upstairs.
She yells out "Paddy, is that you?"
Paddy says "It is"
She asks "What in heavens name are you doin?"
He says "I'm tryin' to get this keg of Guinness up the stairs!"
She says "Why don't you leave it till morning?"
He says "I cant!"
She says "Why not?"
He says
"Cause I bloody drank it!!
Boom Boom!! Regards, Darryl wink

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