A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. yay

One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. bigshock
If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. rolleyes
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.
To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write spaghetti" on the back. :Wavey:
He would then arrange for child support payments to begin. cool
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. "honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card "oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said. woot
The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted. help

On the card was written:
"spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti. two with meatballs, one without." banghead

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