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#6178 04/09/07 09:50 PM
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Bruce Offline OP
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A man goes into an adult entertainment shop and asks the assistant for an inflatable doll.
"Would you like male or female?"
"Female, please."
"Would you like Black, or White?"
"White, please."
"Would you like Christian or Muslim?"
This question confused the man . . . and he replied, "What has the religion got to do with it? It's an inflatable doll!"

"Well," explained the assistant,
"The Muslim one blows itself up!

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That joke reminds me of the photo of a "Muslim blow job", but i wont
post that photo.


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