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Hi to All,
A flat-chested young lady read an article in a magazine that stated Dr Bumbutu in Africa could enlarge your breast without surgery. So she decided to go to Dr. Bumbutu to see if he could help her.

Dr Bumbutu advised her, 'Every day after your shower, rub your chest and say, 'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!'

She did this faithfully for several months, and to her utter amazement she grew a terrific D-cup rack!

One morning she was running late, got on the bus, and in a panic realised she had forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus closed her eyes and said, 'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies.'

A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked 'Oh! Are you a patient of Dr Bumbutu's?'

'Yes I am.. How did you know?'

He winked and whispered,

Nice one darryl

Another Darryl. I will test it out for the next few months.

Hey Bruce. I never knew you were into nursery rhymes,
Hickory dickory dock...the mouse ran up the clock,
The clock struck one,