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Hi to All,
An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with
normal results. The doctor says, 'George, everything looks great. How are
you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?'

George replies, 'God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so
he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the
bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I'm done, poof! The light goes
off.'

'Wow, that's incredible,' the doctor says. A little later in the day, the
Doctor calls George's wife. 'Ethel,' he says, 'George is doing fine! But I
had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it
true that he gets up during the night and poof! The light goes on in the
bathroom, and when he's done, poof! The light goes off?'

'Oh my God!' Ethel exclaims.
'He's pissing in the fridge again!' Lol! lol





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Darryl that's another good1


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i guess thats another way to get a good supply of cold piss


i may have retired but i havent stopped yet, ive got one shed full of woodworking machines & hand tools(my other love, makin sawdust)my othr shed is mechanics tool chests stick &mig welders metal lathe 9 inch swing screw cutting so if icant buy it i make it,i hope im writing this in the right place,thats all i can think of at the moment, cheers & beers

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