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#113529 10/12/21 03:25 PM
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Mowing

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that
I should get it fixed.
But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed,
the boat, making beer.. Always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily
snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a
short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when
I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.

I said, "When you finish cutting the
grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

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wce #113537 11/12/21 12:51 AM
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Be thankful it could have been worst if you was the kitchen at the time. Iron skillets do a lot damage and those flying knives don't help much.

I remember when my mother went physio when a turkey she cooking. Poor bird didn't have a chance but it was funny however that the little red plunger pop up after she was through stabbing the turkey with the butcher knife indicating it was done.


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