Need help?


Search OutdoorKing by entering Key Words Below



Who's Online Now
0 members (), 329 guests, and 71 robots.
Key: Admin, Global Mod, Mod
Online Spare Parts


Online Store


Newest Topics
Husqvarna Rancher 50 Oil Vent
by MowingManiac - 18/05/24 11:23 AM
Two hardly used chains for Ozito 18 volt chainsaw.
by MowingManiac - 07/05/24 06:50 PM
Honda GX160 only runs for a few seconds
by MowingManiac - 04/05/24 05:33 PM
Victa 24 F/C crank pulleys
by NormK - 02/05/24 04:56 PM
Rover Easypush lower handle arm rhs
by Wram - 26/04/24 07:28 PM
airbox to suit b&s 193707 bne
by Wram - 25/04/24 06:54 PM
Topic Replies
Husqvarna Rancher 50 Oil Vent
by maxwestern - 23/05/24 01:00 AM
Victa: The Triplets
by maxwestern - 16/05/24 09:58 AM
Honda GX160 only runs for a few seconds
by MowingManiac - 11/05/24 07:22 AM
Ogden power push mower
by maxwestern - 08/05/24 08:11 PM
Two hardly used chains for Ozito 18 volt chainsaw.
by MowingManiac - 07/05/24 06:50 PM
Victa Imperial Project
by NormK - 07/05/24 06:17 PM
Rover Easypush lower handle arm rhs
by Wram - 06/05/24 08:15 PM
Victa 24 F/C crank pulleys
by NormK - 03/05/24 04:59 PM
airbox to suit b&s 193707 bne
by Bruce - 27/04/24 11:31 AM
Previous Thread
Next Thread
Print Thread
Rate Thread
Hop To
#113529 10/12/21 03:25 PM
Joined: Oct 2018
Posts: 542
Likes: 13
wce Offline OP
Qualified Senior
Mowing

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that
I should get it fixed.
But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed,
the boat, making beer.. Always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily
snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a
short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when
I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.

I said, "When you finish cutting the
grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

1 member likes this: N1KK0
Membership information
wce #113537 11/12/21 12:51 AM
Joined: Jan 2015
Posts: 1,487
Likes: 23
AVB Offline
SENIOR TECHNICIAN
Be thankful it could have been worst if you was the kitchen at the time. Iron skillets do a lot damage and those flying knives don't help much.

I remember when my mother went physio when a turkey she cooking. Poor bird didn't have a chance but it was funny however that the little red plunger pop up after she was through stabbing the turkey with the butcher knife indicating it was done.


Moderated by  Bruce, Deejay 

Link Copied to Clipboard
Newest Members
joat, chrispford, leventis, DallasOnesto, dallasf
16,799 Registered Users
Forum Statistics
Forums145
Topics12,717
Posts104,642
Members16,800
Most Online2,545
Dec 23rd, 2019
OutdoorKing Showcase
20 Bucks from FB Marketplace
20 Bucks from FB Marketplace
by Return Rider, February 20
Victa Cortina 2 Shed Find
Victa Cortina 2 Shed Find
by Return Rider, January 25
My Rover Baron 45
My Rover Baron 45
by Maxwell_Rover_Baron, April 16
SHOWCASE - Precision Mowers - 2021
SHOWCASE - Precision Mowers - 2021
by CyberJack, April 14
SHOWCASE – Atco Rotary – Paul C - 2020
SHOWCASE – Atco Rotary – Paul C - 2020
by CyberJack, December 28
HOME |CONTACT US
Powered by UBB.threads™ PHP Forum Software 7.7.5
(Release build 20201027)
Responsive Width:

PHP: 7.4.33 Page Time: 0.015s Queries: 20 (0.009s) Memory: 0.6638 MB (Peak: 0.6898 MB) Data Comp: Zlib Server Time: 2024-05-24 11:00:58 UTC
Valid HTML 5 and Valid CSS