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The Half-Wit

#10910 19/01/09 03:20 AM

Joined: Dec 1999

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Sydney, NSW, Australia

Bruce

Repair Junkie

A man owned a small farm in Georgia.
The Georgia State Wage & Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.
"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.
"Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years.
I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.
The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board.
Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here.
He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night.
He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."
"That's the guy I want to talk to...the half-wit," said the agent.

Regards,

Bruce

Please do not PM me asking for support. Post on the forums as it helps all members not just the individual.

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Re: The Half-Wit

Bruce #10911 19/01/09 04:47 AM

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nice, I love it.

Re: The Half-Wit

#10918 20/01/09 03:36 AM

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Bruce, that's another

Please do not PM me asking for support. Please post your questions in the appropriate forums, as the replies it may receive may help all members, not just the individual member.
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