OutdoorKing Repair Forum Forums General Discussion Forum Off Topics Joke of the day We Love Sydney Because

You make over $100,000 per year and still can't afford a house.

You never bother looking at the train timetable because you know the drivers have never seen it.

You order organic fruit and vegies online, but eat out every night anyway.

You spent more money on your coffee machine than on your washing machine.

You spend $400+ per week for your room in an apartment with stunning harbour/beach views and European Appliances; and then spend a total of 40 hours each week there (of which 37 are spent sleeping).

You spend 30 minutes in a traffic jam next to a car with more power to its speakers than its wheels.

You know everyone's e-mail and mobile number but not their last name or home address.

You can roll sushi, make pasta and keep your red curry paste recipe under lock and key...but couldn't roast a chicken to save your life.

Your taxi driver was a micro-surgeon before he moved to Australia

Your co-worker tells you he/she has 8 body piercings but none are visible.

You can't remember....is dope illegal?

You've been to more than one baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.

You have a very strong opinion where your coffee beans are grown and can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.

A really great parking space can move you to tears.

You are thinking of taking an adult class but you can't decide between yoga, aromatherapy, conversational Italian or building your own website.

A man in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps gets on the bus and you don't notice.

You are genuinely surprised when you meet someone who was actually born in Sydney (but then, they are Swiss/Thai/Brazilian).

Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay and your Avon Lady is a drag queen.

Hey Bruce, That's a
But I'd rather live in Wagga I think!!

I would rather leeton LOL

Traffic was way too much for me while I was up there for a couple of months. Come to think of it I should have dragged my butt over to see you bruce

Sydney is a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't like to live there, way to busy for me.
I prefer that little backwater called Adelaide

cheers gmax

gmax have been to Adelaide a few times and yes it is a great place well planed out.

It looks like someone that was intelligent had something to do with it not like the IDIOT'S here.

My problem is that my busines has been located here for over 30 years and it would be too hard to start again so I am stuck here for the time being.