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#8700 19/06/08 01:51 PM
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Hi to All,

God said, 'Adam, I Want you to do
Something for Me.'

Adam said, 'Gladly, Lord, what do You
Want me to do?'

God said, 'Go down Into that valley.'

Adam said, 'What's a Valley?'

God explained it to Him. Then God said,
'Cross the river.'

Adam said, 'What's a River?'

God explained that To him, and then said,
'Go over to the hill....'

Adam said, 'What is a Hill?'

So, God explained to Adam what a hill was.

He told Adam, 'On The other side of the
Hill you will find a Cave.'

Adam said, 'What's a Cave?'

After God explained, He said, 'In the cave
You will find a woman.'

Adam said, 'What's a Woman?'

So God explained That to him, too.

Then, God said, 'I Want you to Reproduce.'

Adam said, 'How do I do that?'

God first said (under His breath), 'Geez.....'

And then, just like Everything else, God Explained that to Adam, as well.

So, Adam goes down Into the valley,

Across the river, and Over the hill, into the
Cave, and finds the Woman.

Then, in about five Minutes, he was back.

God, His patience Wearing thin, said
Angrily, 'What is it Now?' mad

And Adam said....
'What's a headache? lol!! laugh


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Bruce #8715 19/06/08 08:22 PM
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Hey Bruce, You're absolutely right there mate!!lol!! laugh
He would have been better off stickin' to his nice apple!! grin
See you in chat soon, Kindest Regards, Darryl laugh

cheersto more Beers!!


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