A visitor to the mental asylum asked the Director what criteria was used to tell if a person should be certified or not.
The Director replied , "Well, we fill up a bathtub with water, offer a teaspoon, a cup, and a bucket and ask him or her to empty the bathtub"
"I understand" said the visitor.
"A normal person would use the bucket because it is the biggest"
"No" said the Director, " A normal person would pull the plug.
Do you want a bed next to the window or a bed next to mine?
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on passing the test.
Ah for the luck of the Irish. Paddy took two cups and the tablespoon to make the tea. Mick took a bucket full to make some beer. Then Paddy, being the young fella decided to have a wash. Mick really needed to wash his clothes; as his dear old Mother had always warned him about the demise of father in such a situation. Then Paddy discovered the plug, and pulled it to flush the P trap to rid the smell of Mick which reminded him so much of the last time they were trapped together as survivors. Cheers, keep them coming!
