A visitor to the mental asylum asked the Director what criteria was used to tell if a person should be certified or not.
The Director replied , "Well, we fill up a bathtub with water, offer a teaspoon, a cup, and a bucket and ask him or her to empty the bathtub"
"I understand" said the visitor.
"A normal person would use the bucket because it is the biggest"
"No" said the Director, " A normal person would pull the plug.
Do you want a bed next to the window or a bed next to mine?
DID YOU PASS THE TEST?