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Two Irish hunters get a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose.
They bag six.
Paddy and Mick start loading the plane for the return trip,
the pilot says "The plane can only take four of those."
The two lads object strongly.
"Last year we shot six, and the pilot let us put them all on board; he had the same plane as yours."
Reluctantly, the pilot gives in and all six are loaded.
However, even with full power, the little plane can't handle the load and down it goes and crashes in the middle of nowhere.
A few moments later, climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asks Mick, "Any idea where we are?"

"Ah too be Irish" Poor old Paddy and Mick. At least they had plenty to eat. Apparently the big passenger jets these days can cut the throttle to idle and glide down to land from 30,000 feet. European airports will not take flights from Indonesian airlines because their maintenance schedules do not meet their air safety standards. I reckon Mick hid a bag of spuds in the rear end of the plane! Cheers.