Morning all,
Thanks for the patience gml and Jack.
You must hang out in a better class of elevator than I do! Listening to that I was visualising a Peter Sellars as Inspector Clouseau shuffling into a very nice jazz club, notices the lady smoking a cigarette on a long holder at the end of the bar, knocks over the umbrella stand and falls into the potted palm, berates the doorman for having the palm in such a silly place and walks casually into the cleaning cupboard!......