Hahaha, all kinds of nope right there.
For sure!
Not that Harley-Davidson mowers don't exist at all...
Here's a HD 'Servi-Car' 750cc trike, converted by some pro engineers to a ride-on mower;
https://advrider.com/f/threads/dickin-around-in-dougs-garage.516355/page-285#post-35580827 These things have a 3 forward + reverse gearbox, so that'd be one quickish mower.
