OutdoorKing Repair Forum Forums General Discussion Forum Off Topics Joke of the day Broken Lawnmower

Hi to All,
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is usually the husband.



When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, e-mail, fishing, always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. "When you finish cutting the grass,"

I said,

Darryl,

I would be trading her in for another one if she is going to go on like that as she should be thankful that you gave her good tools to work with.

Bruce,you must have a good tool for the job, eh!!