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Hi to All,
As you have read in the welcome posts to new members we all love to learn new things and tinker here........The lesson for today is,
Cannon Balls
It was necessary to keep a good supply of cannon balls near the cannon on old war ships. But how to prevent them from rolling about the deck was the problem. The best storage method devised was to stack them as a square based pyramid, with one ball on top, resting on four, resting on nine, which rested on sixteen.
Thus, a supply of 30 cannon balls could be stacked in a small area right next to the cannon. There was only one problem -- how to prevent the bottom layer from sliding/rolling from under the others.
The solution was a metal plate with 16 round indentations, called, for reasons unknown, a Monkey. But if this plate were made of iron, the iron balls would quickly rust to it. The solution to the rusting problem was to make them of brass - hence, Brass Monkeys.
Few landlubbers realize that brass contracts much more and much faster than iron when chilled. Consequently, when the temperature dropped too far, the brass indentations would shrink so much that the iron cannon balls would come right off the monkey.
Thus,it was quite literally, cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey. And all this time, you thought that was just a vulgar expression, didn't you? lol!!

Darryl,

Great bit of reading and now I can say the reason for freezing the balls off a brass monkey.

Do you have aby others that might interest the members as it would be good reading for the members.

Hey Bruce, This one was sent to me as an e-mail, will speak to the sender and find out if he has any others

Hi Bruce, have got the info; will put the next one up now, I will put it up in "Joke of the Day"......Maybe it should go in "Off Topics".....what do you think?