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I have had an annoying clown sending questions about gumtree adds for the last few months using a different name every time. My latest reply to him was "you must have a lot of dead sheep up in the top paddock, were you born this way or was it the result of an injury?" I sent a copy to a mate and his reply was "I don't get it, where is the top paddock?" I thought it was funny and at least the clown has not responded, probably still trying to work it out
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He might also be a few chops short of a barbeque  or the hamster that turns the wheel in his head might be dead. or he might be a few blades short of a Victa
Yesterday is history
Tommorrow is a mystery
Today is a gift
That is why it is called the present.
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Be thankful he hasn't bought anything yet and hopefully never will. He sounds like a potential nightmare.
Ahh, if only victa had kept producing the thumblatch catcher series, they would be in better shape today!
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In Adelaide the general saying is "a couple of Snags short of a barby" which is much the same as the chops line, but I've always liked the saying "a few dead sheep in the top paddock" and also "not the sharpest tool in the shed".
Maybe this gieser doesn't even know what a paddock is and where to find one in the first instance.
Cheers,
BB.
I live a 24 Hour lifestyle, but every now and again I seem to fall asleep, well at least that's what my wife tells me.
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Sandwich short of a picnic is a common one. I like the paddock one myself.
Ahh, if only victa had kept producing the thumblatch catcher series, they would be in better shape today!
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Sad part about all this I have to go to our club meeting tonight to explain what it meant to my mate. What I'm thinking of doing is get there early, mate is always late, word everybody up about it and when I tell the joke again to my mate slowly, everybody else starts roaring in laughter
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