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The Parrot
#8085 07/05/08 02:06 AM
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Hi to All,
A parrot swallows a viagra tablet. His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off. cool
Later when he opens the freezer he finds the parrot sweating.
"How come your sweating?" he asks. The parrot relies, rolleyes
"Do you know how bloody hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken" laugh


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Deejay #8089 07/05/08 10:38 AM
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Good one

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