Job Description: Picking Lemons
The woman applying for a job in a lemon orchard in Orange,
seemed to be far too qualified for the job;
given her arts and education degrees from Sydney University
and her job as a social worker and school teacher.
The foreman frowned and said, I have to ask you this:
"Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have!"
" I've been divorced three times, owned two Fords ,
supported the Wallabies
and voted for Julia Gillard