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#5915 26/05/07 09:59 PM
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Bruce Offline OP
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I enjoyed this one:

Two Aussies are adrift in a lifeboat. While rummaging through the boat's provisions one of them finds an old lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie suddenly appears. This genie tells them that he only grants one wish. confused

Without giving much thought to the matter, the lamp finder blurts out, "Turn the entire ocean into VB!" yay

The genie claps his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turns into beer. rockband

The genie disappears and only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull breaks the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances. woot

The second Aussie turns to the first and says, "Nice going mate! Now we're going to have to pee in the boat." mad


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Bruce #5923 27/05/07 09:48 PM
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Bruce Offline OP
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Police Warning - see demo video at bottom of page

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and remain cautious when offered a drink by any woman.

Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere.
It comes in cans, bottles, or from taps and in large "kegs".
Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them.

A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.
Men are rendered helpless against this approach.

After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted.

After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship."
In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage."

Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know.

If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of
your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.

For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the Yellow Pages.

The Evidence is here


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