A guy walks into a bar with a gunny sack over his shoulder,
walks over to the bar piano, opens the sack
and pulls out a tiny little man. He sets the little man
down on the piano bench, and the little guy begins to just
pound away on the piano, playing it better than anyone
had ever heard before. He was playing Bach, Beethoven,
Mozart, anything you could think of, and playing it
all very well.
While he was doing this, the guy with the gunny sack
walks over to the bar. Bartender says, "That's incredible!
Where'd you find him?" The guy opens the gunny sack,
pulls out an old lamp, and says, "I made a wish and rubbed
this, and 'boom' the little man appeared."
The bartender says, "Wow! Can I try it?"
The guy says "Sure, go ahead."
The bartender grabs the lamp, makes a wish, and suddenly
a bunch of ducks appear! There are ducks everywhere!
Ducks on the bar, ducks on the tables, ducks on the floor,
ducks in the rafters. The bartender says, "Hey, I wished
for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"
The guy turns and sadly says to him, "Do you really think
I wished for a 12 inch pianist?"
