Hi to All,
Two crocodiles were sitting at the side of the
swamp near the lake.
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and
said, "I can't understand how you can be so
much bigger than me. We're the same age.
we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it."
"Well", said the big croc, "What have you been eating?"
Politicians, same as you," replied the small croc.
"Hmmm. Well, where do you catch them?"
"Down the other side of the swamp near the
parking lot by the Capitol."
"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?"
"Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars
and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I
jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the Poo
out of them, then eat them."
"Ah!" says the big crocodile, "I think I see your
problem."
You're not getting any real nourishment.
See, by the time you finish shaking the Poo out
of a politician, there's nothing left but an asshole
and a briefcase......" Lol!!
