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How To Know The Sex Of Flies
#10756 02/01/09 03:38 PM
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

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Re: How To Know The Sex Of Flies
Bruce #10757 02/01/09 05:17 PM
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sounds perfectly logical to me, lol
Re: How To Know The Sex Of Flies
Bruce #10780 06/01/09 02:10 AM
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Hi Bruce, That is a good1
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