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Hi to All,

Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all having lunch together. Shrek said, "I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the
world, but
how can I be sure?"

Angelina Jolie agreed. "I'm told I'm the most gorgeous woman of them
all, but sometimes I wonder."

Brad Pitt said, "I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man alive but I've
never had it confirmed."

They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were
true was to ask the famed talking "Mirror, Mirror on the Wall" to
confirm for
them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina was the most gorgeous and
Brad was the sexiest. They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.

The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. "Well, it's true. The mirror
told me that I am the strongest man in the world."

Angelina Jolie perked up and said, "And I know for sure that I'm the
most gorgeous woman alive."


But Brad Pitt lifted his sad, face and said...

Oh dear......