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#10072 06/11/08 03:06 AM
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Hi to All,
This taxi driver picked up a well dressed man and was taking him to Central
Station when halfway there the man jumped out of the taxi and ran. The
incensed taxi driver looked onto the back seat and noticed that the man had left an 8in.turd. The taxi driver drove back to the police station to complain about the incident and a policeman walked out to the car to observe the evidence. "And what you are going to do about it?"complained the taxi
driver;
"Well, said the policeman " if nobody claims it in 10 days it's yours." Lol!! laugh


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I did not think the Police were that smart but it appears they are really smart enough not to have poo put on them.


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Bruce, that's a good1 Lol!! laugh


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