Ha good one Tyler,
Or maybe you could try shipping it with Toll, I think they have even better online reviews than Fastway! LOL! I'm sure if they haven't misplaced or lost your mower in transit then they will be using it to mow the nature strips at their depot for months or even years!
Then again speaking of items taking a while to get delivered. I ordered a Victa 2 stroke fuel tap through Bunnings online special orders on the 15th of May and I only just received an email today which is the 27th June that it's ready for pickup from my local store. After about 5 emails during that period I was told the item was delayed, the supplier was doing a "stocktake" and this also delayed delivery by 5 more days. Oh well I guess I can finally pick it up later today...lol
Cheers!