G'day Norm
That is one of the best stories I have read here!
I say that because, not only is it funny, but it reveals [or conceals] a certain truth.
There is something fantastic in the continuity of a machine - that it remains unmolested.
Norm, I don't think you would favour facelifts.
I bet my bottom dollar that your face is as fresh as a newborn;
but with some age patina ... as would be expected.
Brilliant!
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Jack