Hi Mowerfreak,
Your first mistake was purchasing something with the name "Samsung" on it.
and the second issue is being married to the opposite sex who are generally fashion driven,  not that I'm suggesting you get married to a man by any means. It's normally women who are so wrapped up with fashion over practicality that's why the rag trade was always aiming at them opposed to men. Lets get one thing clear, there are also men out there that are driven the same way, especially the ones that come home in a penguin suite.
Cheers,
BB.