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A short time later we went back and all traces of the mower had gone!
I must say this is somewhat an unusual post ...

Although ... I have read in The Lancet of laboratory mice preferring Sunbeam
lawnmowers for 'cliff activities' [mowercide] over other brands ...

This is clear fodder for a Steven King novel.
I feel some 'troubled' posters* may be concealing some 'dark secret' of their own ...

All very disturbing.
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Jack

* I exclude myself here.
No mower was harmed in the making of this post.