Hello Shaun!
Andy Wahol said, famously, every one has 15 minutes of fame.
But "wooshka for about 5 seconds" is a new level altogether! YOLO

The imagery - from mental patient, to custard Bulldog, to Shar Pei
gulper, to green hands and feet - all make for a very funny read.
Thank you
p.s. As long as 50 shades of green cover both sides of the mower!
JACK