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Three Aussie guys were working on a high-rise building project - Paul, Bruce and Bill.

Paul falls off and is killed instantly. :Wavey:

As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."

Bill says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Crown Lager

Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Bill?"

"Paul's wife gave it to me,"

Bruce replies. "That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?"

"Well not exactly," Bill said. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Paul's widow'.

She said, 'No, I'm not a widow.'

And I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Crownies you are'."