Things may not be as bad as it seems as Ampol has just been dug from their grave so you may still get that birthday card.
Yes Norm!
thanks for giving me ... hope for the future. On your advice
I shall wait by the letterbox next birthday eve.
Hold on! I just realised something ...
Maybe Ampol's
Jolly Swagman Club is not to blame ...?
Maybe its ... wiley old Australia Post ... Again!
Cheers-------------------------
Jack