JacK, this has been a very trying time for me and on top of it all we have this virus thing. I'm beginning to worry that my neighbours are starting to worry about my mental heath, standing outside at 11pm at night in my dressing gown watering my trees.
G'day long suffering
Norm,
If I was in your position I would not handle it well.
I need to be delicate here ...
A few of your neighbours have contacted me ...
Yes, they are concerned about your cognitive stability.
One close-by neighbour did confirm the dressing gown incident.
Neighbours did confirm you were indeed watering your trees.
This would occur - like a German Cuckoo clock - on-time at
exactly 11pm.
"A sort of theatrical performance," one neighbour said.
The neighbour went on to say, "watering, yes - but there was no garden hose in view..."
...
Jack
