A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please,
may I hide under your habit? I'll explain later."
The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up
and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, "He went that way."
After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under
her habit and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister.
You see, I don't want to go to Iraq."
The nun said, "I understand completely."
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have
a great pair of legs!"
The nun replied, "If you'd looked a little higher, you'd have seen a great pair of balls.....
..... I don't want to go to Iraq either."
