A bus load of politicians from New South Wales were travelling down a country road when, all of a sudden, the bus run off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field.
The old farmer, after seeing what happened, went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians.
A few days later the local policeman came out, saw the crashed bus, and asked the farmer where all the politicians had gone.
The old farmer said he had buried them. The policeman then asked the old farmer, "Were they ALL dead?"
The old farmer replied,
"Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them politicians lie."
