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#10017 31/10/08 01:28 AM
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Hi to All,
A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anaesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed.

Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. 'I thought I asked you not
to tell anyone about my operation!'

The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and
that the first rose was from him:
'I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself.'

'The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and
empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time ago.'

'And what about the third rose?' she asked.

'That's from a man upstairs in the burns unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears!!...'Lol! laugh


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Darryl that's a good1


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