Hi to All, Pinocchio stomped into Gepetto's workshop. "Pop" he whinged,"every time I make love to my girlfriend, she gets a splinter." "Here's what you do," the wood-carver suggested. "Rub a little mineral oil all over it every day." "And that will keep my wood from drying out?"
"No," Gepetto said,"but you won't miss the girls so much."
Please do not PM me asking for support. Please post your questions in the appropriate forums, as the replies it may receive may help all members, not just the individual member. Kindest Regards, Darryl
